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Hilarious questions %26amp; answers supposedly from real courts.


These are taken from a book called "Disorder in the American Courts".





Q: Are you sexually active?


A: No, I just lie there.





Q: What is your date of birth?


A: July 15th.


Q: What year?


A: Every year.





Q: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?


A: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.





Q: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?


A: Yes.


Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory?


A: I forget.


Q: You forget? Can you give us an example of something that you've forgotten?





Q: How old is your son, the one living with you?


A: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which.


Q: How long has he lived with you?


A: Forty-five years.





Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke up that morning?


A: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"


Q: And why did that upset you?


A: My name is Susan.

Will you star this??
The last one was the best!
Reply:LOL!
Reply:These are all in uncle johns bathroom reader.
Reply:LOL...luv it! Star for you! :D
Reply:Consider this starred and thank you.
Reply:lol, those are funny, and btw, i will give you a star if you give the best answer, i mean, fair is fair
Reply:Lol =)
Reply:Man, those hurt.You should be shot for sharing those with the general public.What's wrong with you?Those suck so bad that I almost choked on my fajita.
Reply:AHAHAHAHAH.
Reply:Very good and a star
Reply:I absolutely love any joke(s) that show how one-track minded the lawyers are. They stick to a script in the courtroom. Yes, you definately deserve a star! * And the last poke at a lawyer was the very best!
Reply:hahahahahaaa!!!!! my sister is just like that!





imma give you one really big star!!!!!
Reply:thats funny. a star for you.
Reply:you did something like this yesterday
Reply:Q. Are these are the best jokes you've heard in years?


A. Oh my yes.





Q. would you like to hear some more?


A. I think you mean, taste.





Q You must think your a smarty pants


A. I told you they were too tight.
Reply:LMAO!I loved it!!! FIVE STARS!!!! *****
Reply:No, I will not star this question, but it is very good joke!





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