Courtroom Humor?

These gems are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place.


Q: Are you sexually active?


A: No, I just lie there.


Q: What is your date of birth?


A: July 15.


Q: What year?


A: Every year.


Q: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?


A: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.


Q: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?


A: Yes.


Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory?


A: I forget.


Q: You forget? Can you give us an example of something that you've forgotten?


A: What was the question again?


Q: How old is your son, the one living with you?


A: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which.


Q: How long has he lived with you?


A: Forty-five years.

Courtroom Humor?
These are funny. So they are burying lawyers at sea now, because deep down they are not bad people.
Reply:omg these are funny!! :]
Reply:those are funny, lol!