Funny court stuff part 1of 3?

These are from a book called Disorder in the


American Courts, and are


things people actually said in court, word for word,


taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying


calm while th ese exchanges were actually taking place.


ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?


WITNESS: No, I just lie there.





ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?


WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.


ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?


WITNESS: Yes.


ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?


WITNESS: I forget.





ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of


something you forgot?


ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said


to you that morning?





WITN ESS: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"





ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?


WITNESS: My name is Susan!


ATTORNEY: Do you know if your daughter has ever been


involved in voodoo?


WITNESS: We both do.





ATTORNEY: Voodoo?


WITNESS: We do.


ATTORNEY: You do?


WITNESS: Yes, voodoo.





ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep,


he doesn't know about it until the next morning?


WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?

Funny court stuff part 1of 3?
that is soooooo funny!!!!





are you serious, they are real?





wow!!!





i really liked them!!!





lol!!!





cheers!!!





have a star!!!
Reply:HAHA! Lol those are funny =]

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