See how lawyers think on their feet?

These are from a book called Disorder in the Court, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters - who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges


were actually taking place. Some of these are excellent.





Q: What is your date of birth?


A: July 15th.


Q: What year?


A: Every year.





Q: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?


A: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.





Q: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?


A: Yes.


Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory?


A: I forget.


Q: You forget. Can you give us an example of something that you've forgotten?





Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?


%26gt; %26gt; %26gt;A: No.


%26gt; %26gt; %26gt;Q: Did you check for blood pressure?


%26gt; %26gt; %26gt;A: No.


%26gt; %26gt; %26gt;Q: Did you check for breathing?


%26gt; %26gt; %26gt;A: No.


%26gt; %26gt; %26gt;Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?


%26gt; %26gt; %26gt;A: No.


%26gt; %26gt; %26gt;Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?


%26gt; %26gt; %26gt;A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.


%26gt; %26gt; %26gt;Q: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?


%26gt; %26gt; %26gt;A: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and pra cticing law


%26gt; %26gt; %26gt;somewhere








Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?


A: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.

See how lawyers think on their feet?
My brother is a lawyer,what a way to start the day.Thank you so much.
Reply:They say that only cockroaches and lawyers will survive a nuclear war.
Reply:Old ones but gud...
Reply:Which just goes to show that lawyers just don't listen
Reply:lol its sort of funny

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