Where are all the lawyers, then??

Taken from "Disorder in the Court" - True dialogues.


Case 1:


ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?


WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks





Case2:


ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?


WITNESS: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"


ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?


WITNESS: My name is Susan. :)





Case 3:


ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy did you check for a pulse?


WITNESS: No.


ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?


WITNESS: No.


ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?


WITNESS: No.


ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?


WITNESS: No.


ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure?


WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk, in a jar.


ATTORNEY: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?


WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law !!

Where are all the lawyers, then??
main difference between lawyers and doctors:








doctors leave you alone when you are dead....








and..





why don't sharks attack lawyers?

















professional courtesy!! (ha ha)
Reply:Case 3 is great!!





have heard of the book but not read it. True, true, where ARE the lawyers!! lol
Reply:Get into law school to find out.
Reply:I knew lawyers to be time-wasters, corrupt and petty - now i can add stupid, too.





What's getting to "Law School" got to do with anything???