More lawyerly fun?

The following are from a book called "Disorder in the American Courts" and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and published by court reporters. Enjoy! Hehehe!











Attorney: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?








Witness: Yes.








Attorney: And in what ways does it affect your memory?








Witness: I forget.








Attorney: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?











Attorney: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?








Witness: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.











Attorney: How was your first marriage terminated?








Witness: By death.








Attorney: And by whose death was it terminated?











Attorney: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?








Witness: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.








Attorney: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?








Witness: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an austopsy on him!











Attorney: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?








Witness: Huh?











Attorney: The youngest son, the twenty-one-year-old, how old is he?








Witness: Uh, he's twenty-one.

More lawyerly fun?
some humor-pray for lawyers cause the joke could be on you-david in amazing grace
Reply:difficult one
Reply:hehehehehe
Reply:ok i guess
Reply:hee hee
Reply:Lawyers are so stupid at times. Have they any idea that they sound like idiots!
Reply:I know those. They're funny. Just goes to show how stupid Americans can be
Reply:LOL